Introduction

This is my friend Martin.

This is him helping me shift house for the 3rd time in three years. 

Martin : "Who the fuck shifts house three time in three years." 

Some days I wonder who has it worse? 

The person who has to move, or the friend who helps with the moving.

Pic : This is bitch Fergie on bitch Martin.

Martin, son of Yao. Born into the Kingdom of the Stone Chisels.
The ability to never stop growing while consuming large amounts of vegetation only,
earning him the sobriquet "The last of the Vegetarian Dragon".

This blog is dedicated to the big ass teddy bear that helped me move 3 times.