Words of Wisdom

Martin Says, everything on earth with four legs can be eaten except a table, anything flying in the sky can be eaten except a plane.

"地上四只脚的桌子不吃，天上飞的飞机不吃"

Pic : Martin : "Challenge Accepted!".

The Big Ass Shark & The Blue Martin

Introduction

This is my friend Martin.

This is him helping me shift house for the 3rd time in three years. 

Martin : "Who the fuck shifts house three time in three years." 

Some days I wonder who has it worse? 

The person who has to move, or the friend who helps with the moving.

Pic : This is bitch Fergie on bitch Martin.

Martin, son of Yao. Born into the Kingdom of the Stone Chisels.
The ability to never stop growing while consuming large amounts of vegetation only,
earning him the sobriquet "The last of the Vegetarian Dragon".

This blog is dedicated to the big ass teddy bear that helped me move 3 times.